Body Squabbles

Here comes the sun (doo doo doo doo)

What kinds of flora and fauna do you cultivate in your mouth?

Bend it, shake it, move it. Just don't break it.

Your fantasies are limited only by your imagination. And sometimes a willing partner.

Empty your mind, stay calm, breathe and ignore the annoying s**t

Your face is a unique landscape. Do you like the terrain you see?

Be human. Join a group. Be sociable. Hate everyone.

Whether tall or short, the height of your human can be both a hardship and a privilege.

Scrub, moisturise, cut and clean. What's your essential maintenance routine?

Pills. Blister packed weapons for physical and psychological protection.

Intelligence might improve your social status, but social approval all depends on your attitude to it.

Oh, the sweet smell of sweat! So pure and yet so full of skin bacteria dissolving in watery secretions.

Milk makes us mammals. It's something we have in common with all sorts of other creatures.

Rock your body. Shake your stones. Dance like terminology doesn't matter.

Just because it smells good doesn't make it sniffable.

Don't let anger spoil your posh ice cream.

Pores are important holes that come in different squeezable sizes. Love your pores.

From rest to restlessness, tranquility to terror, the night is no place for words.